it’s like yeah having a six-pack would be cool but not as cool as devouring a dozen red velvet cookies u feel me
survival of duh fittest
and i'm ill equipped after 22 years of development, with 150 lb. of selected against flesh and socially unattractive tendencies
I don’t know what to call you because I don’t want to label our relationship, so I shall call you “my lump”.
"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time."
John Mayer (via where-the-heart-is)
(Source: ryaaano, via where-the-heart-is)
